Swine Flu

A seemingly understated epidemic that will claim OVER 9000 bodies. Grab the shotguns, this is going to be a zombie war.



/b/

Zombie hunter: Whats the swine flu count up to?
Zombie hunter2: OVER 9000!!!!!

by xmoofyx April 29, 2009

Culture Swine

another term for yuppie, these are generally marsha stewart devotees doing whatever is popular at the time, regardless if they like it or not!

Look at those Culture Swines hanging out at the coffee shop.

by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005

swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

by Rob November 30, 2003

Swining

Making your partner squeal like a pig as you ram them from behind and slap their hindquarters.

Me and the missus had a fine bout of swining last night.

by Nutcroot January 6, 2005

swing through

a loose term used by college students (usually via text) to either ask if they can come over to anothers apartment or dorm for a short amount of time to see whats up. or to convey an undefined amount of time as to when he/she will arrive.

(text MSG)

Bill: whats good?

John: chilln at my place drinking some beers. U?

Bill: just finishing up some hwk.. care if i swing through?

John: thats str8

by pornstar850 February 4, 2010

Swiney Hiney

Unlike the Swine Influenza where your symptoms are mostly respiratory with high fevers and can kill you, Swiney Hiney is mainly intestinal with high fevers which makes you squat,squeal, squeak and shit your brains out and may even cause death.

Shitting your brains out for days. Squatting, squealing, squeaking and squawking. Becoming dehydrated and maybe death which is diagnosed as "The Swiney Hiney Flu".

by Michelly711 November 9, 2009

Swincest

The act of incest between two people with the last name of Swinney!

Guy- "Hey Swinney, I'd totally have sex with your sister!"
Swinney- "So would I!"
Guy- "Dude! Thats Swincest!"

by Swinston January 24, 2011