swimming flagpole

When a ship sinks, the flagpoles become swimming flagpoles.

Look at the swimming flagpole

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

swim bully

"Swim bully" refers to an individual who exerts pressure, coercion, or employs bullying tactics to persuade or force someone into swimming, despite their reluctance or refusal to do so. This behavior can manifest in various forms, such as verbal harassment, mockery, peer pressure, or even physical intimidation, with the intent of overriding the other person's autonomy and comfort regarding swimming. The term underscores the specific context of swimming, highlighting the unique social dynamics and pressures that can occur in aquatic environments.

"Stop pressuring that handsome American to take a swim in the ocean," Stingray said to the red-headed Aussie girl. "But no one ever regrets a swim!" the red-headed girl replied. "No," said Stingray, "you're being a swim bully—which is, of course, the worst kind of bully there is. So bugger off."

by Tyne-J Organ February 29, 2024

swim bladder disease

When a fish is not moving, at the bottom of the tank, due to stressors or being scared. Stress can lead to swim bladder disease in some species, which can manifest resulting in lying at the bottom of the aquarium.

Chloho flushed her fish Rosey when she saw it still at the bottom of the tank, suffering from Swim Bladder Disease, a trauma induced by their new and beloved cat PollyAnne. "Not All Fish Float When They're Dead", said Chloho. "Yes they do", replied Rosey, last seen swimming magically in the ocean, "because all drains lead to the ocean', exclaimed Chloho's friends trying to make her feel better.

by Real Houz September 14, 2018

START ROWING OR START SWIMMING

Get with it or get out.

Person A: "I don't like these new rules"
Person B: " Well start rowing or start swimming."

by It'sastupiditypandemic May 20, 2024

swim dyke

The act of attempting to walk throough a gang of lesbians and/or dykes.

St. Edmunds hall of the prep is a swim dyke

by anonymous57684356898 October 20, 2012

American Swim

Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.

by Tamss June 8, 2021

Swim

A word of praise. Can used to describe just about anything that’s exceptionally cool.

Adjective:

Bro: “ Craig did you just see that dude jump the cop car on his skateboard?? That was fucking swim.”
Craig: “ Aw shit I missed it bro, I was I was tying my black Air Force ones.”
Verb:
Bro: “ omfg Craig always with those goof ass shoes, you literally can’t swim bruh.”

by Sheswims December 24, 2023