The Swift Claus 

The Swift Claus is the strongest person to ever grace the earth upon the rest of the muggles. The last person to fight The Swift Claus was murdered in cold blood. Not even Lando-sama can contend with his power. He also has infinite rizz and has the power to make e-girls instantly fall for him.

Oh is that The Swift Claus, he's the king of all landonians. I would let him pound my man pussy.

The Swift Claus by The Swiftiest Claus December 23, 2022

Taylor Swift 

A hottie that’s rich

Taylor Swift is smexy

Taylor Swift by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

taylor swift 

taylor swift is the best artist ever and listening to taylor swift will instantly make you feel better so never turn down a opportunity to listen to taylor swift

me-hey you wanna know who the best singer is?
x-who??
me-taylor swift duh!!

taylor swift by yourgoodmommy813 February 18, 2023

taylor swift 

a lesbian.

"Did u know this girl from school listens to Taylor Swift?"
"Omg, is she a lesbian?"

taylor swift by itsmeurlilvenic3bitch March 13, 2023

Taylor Swift 

Overload a website. Reference to singer Taylor Swift selling out concerts within minutes of opening online ticket sales.

The Star Trek fans taylor swifted the website that sold tickets for the Picard series finale premiere.

Taylor Swift by Liz8472 April 12, 2023

Taylor swift 

The most slay celebrity on the planet. Best music ever. Never heard better songs

Taylor Swift is amazing

Taylor swift by bestswiftie May 3, 2023

Taylor Swift 

THE BEST PERSON TO EVER BE BORN ON THIS PLANET. THE MOST GORGEOUS AND KIND QUEEN AND IS ABSOLUTELY A GODESS

friend 1: aye wanna go to a concert tonight?
friend 2: nah im good
friend 1: its taylor swift
friend 2: YES.

Taylor Swift by tohpro May 5, 2023