Spits and Splatters

While in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position, the man pulls out and pretends to ejaculate on the woman's back by spiting on it. And when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. This is usually followed by a "what now, bitch!?" and uncontrollable laughter.

Dude, I totally went Spits and Splatters on that chick last night! Her face AND back was covered in my bodily fluid! Hell yeah!

by CoolBlue91 August 7, 2011

spit girl

mia is a spit girl a girl who is spit

"i am spit girl"

by Dee The Bee January 31, 2022

Witch spit

Witch spit is a highly modified saliva containing toxins that facilitate the immobilization and breakdown of everything, including concrete. Powerful witches able to spit their venom over 3m. These witches almost always have blond hair and their names start with the letters A, L and E.
Witch spit has been used by the military in chemical warfare.

Did you see that, those flowers in the supermarket must have been wilted by witch spit

by Joog130380 May 27, 2020

Spitting Cobra

n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.

"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."

by obie April 16, 2006

spitting cobra

The act of spitting tobacco spit into someone's eyes, temporaryily blinding the person and causing them extremely intense pain.

Joe walked right up to cal and pulled a spitting cobra when he spit his dip right into cal's eyes

by jake5794 February 3, 2012

spit shine

HEAD, DOME, SUCKING DICK...however you want to put it, it is all the same.

Yo I just beat plus a spit shine my nigga.

by Jones The Greatest August 29, 2004

turkey spit

When you about to blow ya load on a hoe, have that hoe tug on on your balls and watch it shoot off like apollo 13.

When ya really really bored with doing missionary, tell your bitch, grab and get ready for a pearl shower Hoe says now that was a nice turkey spit gangsta Give that Bitch a Turkey Spit

by DGeatatJG February 28, 2008