Used to check if someone is dumb enough to speed in the city
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.
Dude: "Hey man have you heard that someone got arrested for blowjobbing but the policeman caught him with his speed gun?"
Dode: Bro seriously? lmao
Dode: Bro seriously? lmao
by minebob October 8, 2019
Get the speed gunmug. Guy 1: Fuck me look at that guy driving 32mph in a 30mph zone. Does he not know speed kills!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, if only we where like that guy doing 28mph. He may be drunk, on drugs and on the phone whilst driving past a school, but he’s a safe driver sticking to the speed limit.
Guy 3: You 2 and Gordon Brown are all cunts and should read the statistics on speeding and stop chatting shit.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, if only we where like that guy doing 28mph. He may be drunk, on drugs and on the phone whilst driving past a school, but he’s a safe driver sticking to the speed limit.
Guy 3: You 2 and Gordon Brown are all cunts and should read the statistics on speeding and stop chatting shit.
by Turner!! March 11, 2009
Get the Speed Killsmug. The largest marijuana collective and delivery service in the US based in Los Angeles but serving every legal area in the US. Speed Weed carries the largest selection of top shelf marijuana. They are celebrity endorsed. The owners are cannabis activists that are constantly in the national news on Television, Radio, and Pod Casts. Joe Rogan is a huge supporter and often has the owner Gino on his podcasts.
It's 1am how can we get some dank buds?
Check out Speed Weed's website and they'll come right to you with that Dank Fire.
Check out Speed Weed's website and they'll come right to you with that Dank Fire.
by The Fierce Bambino September 2, 2014
Get the speed weedmug. The night went by at LUDACRIS SPEED! or, Yo dog, I told u i would get into dat honey's pants at ludacris speed.
by San December 11, 2004
Get the Ludacris Speedmug. The god of the internet. His mad Pokemon skills far surpass yours. Hyper Speed does not give a FUCK what you think, and he is going to kill you.
by Dan Stan March 12, 2005
Get the Hyper Speedmug. This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.
Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.
by golferdude712 February 23, 2009
Get the Speeding Ticketmug. Hunky ass man who is 6’1 and buff af but still hasn’t kissed a girl (which is honestly surprising). He usually looks 5 years older than he is, and it is concerning how fast he hit puberty . An idiot, hunk, and all around train wreck is just a few ways to describe a Jack Speed.
Is that Jack Speed over there? He looks like he is 35 and has a full time job with 3 kids and a hot wife.
by imonderrise November 8, 2019
Get the Jack Speedmug.