Special Olympics

A Sporting Event For Kids With Disabilties (Autism, Down Syndrome, Celebral Palsey

, ADHD) Watching The Special Olympics Will Be Like Watching A Circus Performance

Speaking Of Retards How Come Marci Never Joined The Special Olympics

Are You Crazy Watching The Special Olympics Is Like Going To The Circus 50 Years Ago

by AndyBoyz March 12, 2019

Special towel

The dark towel one puts down for their lady when it's naughty times as she is having her period. Used to avoid getting blood anywhere.

I think my lady is on the rag so it looks like we might have to use the special towel tonight

by DYNAMITE BOY May 31, 2009

Special Snowflake

A term used by people to describe kids who aren’t disabled but act like it.

Look at Josh over there, he’s a bit of a special snowflake.

by 🔲🔲🔲🔲 April 5, 2019

special spare

a special spare occurs when a couple, both with commitments to kids and families from previous relationships, organise together time as a romantic treat, be it a weekend off and away or generally quality time spent alone.

"hey, Abe, can you take the kids next weekend? I'm out on a special spare with Paul."

by Krkič August 8, 2019

special shower

When you go into the bathroom and come back an hour later suspiciously not having showered at all. There is an implication of jerking off in the bathroom, yet it's subtle enough to be used to embarrass people without eavesdroppers getting any ideas.

guy 1: dude did you just go and have a special shower? You were in there for ages!
guy 2: what?! No! I swear I didn't!

by nice69420 January 9, 2020

special treatment

Going out of one's way to humiliate and punish internet site users who cannot control themselves or their behavior.

Since you are not able to follow the simple rules, respect and common sense that most 5-year-olds can handle, we are going to give you "the special treatment".

by Ima Professor September 26, 2020

special snowflake

A special snowflake is someone who thinks they're entitled to special treatment because of their feels rather than suffer any logical accountability. A clear indication of said feels and lack of accountability is when a special snowflake experiences the first of the 7 stages of grief over their diagnosis with Special Snowflake Syndrome. The wounded creature can then be seen angrily typing on Urban dictionary to define the term itself into literally Hitler using Illuminati confirmed level leaps of logic, no doubt munching on Doritos as well.

Shakespeare named Special Snowflake: I'm dumb? That's something only Hitler would say. nom nom
Reader: is your name compensating for something?
Shakespeare named Special Snowflake: Wait! Let me tell you about these triangular chips!

by Toilet896 March 9, 2017