Sour Goat

When after a heavy sweaty workout session, your significant other licks and sucks your scrotum.

after my workout, the old lady gave me a sour goat.

by sourgoated March 28, 2011

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Mixed mega sours

A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.

My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.

Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.

Guy number 2: I don't see the problem

Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah

by JimBob the Second of JapanIsle October 13, 2011

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Got the new sour ?

A saying that is used to ask someone if they have sucked someones dick.
Because semen tastes very very sour, and it's flavor is called "new sour".

How did your date go? Got the new sour ?

by Judge dredd7 September 10, 2011

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Swirled Sour Pie

A sex act in which the male ejaculates into the opening of the vagina. He then hocks a loogie onto his ejaculate and uses his erect penis to stir it in a swirling motion.

My girlfriend is tired of snowball kisses, so I’m going to give her a swirled sour pie.

by Fastandfredious November 22, 2021

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