Shrek 2

A fever dream of a movie starring shrek with gyatt

Hey, have you seen Shrek 2?

by Shrek 2.3 March 19, 2024

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Shrek

Stds

Have

Really

Excited

Knife play

Shrek was my favourite activity in the bed

by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021

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Shrek

Literally the best movie ever

"Did you see Shrek?"
"Ya I did, it was awesome!"

by Anna set me on fire June 21, 2021

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Shrek

God and donky is jesus

Bob: why is donky Jesus and not one of shrek's kids

Billy: we dont talk about that

by Shrek is god October 30, 2019

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Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...

Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?

Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!

by shrek_worshipper October 23, 2019

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