Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase

Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!

by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019

shagging the haggis

Having sex with sheep.

Look at Johnny out there in the field shagging the haggis. What a pervert!

by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

shag fort

Blanket fort for sexual encounters

Person 1: John has a Shag fort in his living room
Person 2: Man, he's getting laid tonight.

by SolKand January 13, 2014

Hermit Shag

While having sex the woman would curl up into the foetal position and The man will wear her on his dick like a shell

I’m gonna hermit shag Megan tonight, then she’s gonna blow my back out

by LmaoLiteralDaddy September 10, 2020

Shag drag batch

A group of friends that have similar sexual desires and play fortnite together on a daily. One requirement would be to properly ghost inhale a vape.

Yo Shane you want to meet up with the rest of the shag drag batch and shag drag tonight?

by John Milnor March 19, 2018

Swag shag

To have sexual intercourse in a camping swag

“Oi how was your camping trip?”
“Pretty true blue just had a cheeky swag shag and ya self?”

by Swagshagger69420 March 25, 2021

shagged up

an individual with a rugged appearance; one with a homeless look about them; homeless couture.; one without taste of fashion sense; someone who looks as if the wore their clothes to school everday.

"Yo kid, you seen britney at the VMA's? Man, homegirl was lookin shagged up, NO lie!"

by Brielle Nicole October 14, 2008