Semen Stamper

You're so bored, that you put your own semen into an ink stamper and stamp papers or 'other things...'

Hey, can you approve this paper?
Sure, let me get my semen stamper out.

by KING_V May 17, 2025

semenator

A semenator is kinda like a Squirmanator except probably not as cool. A semenator is extreme good at ejaculating a lot more semen(sperm) than the average human. Basicly, anyone that you know that puts out enough to fill a glass is definitly a semenator. Can also be used in relation to liquids of mass amounts, see examples.

1. My ex-boyfriend was such a semenator.
2. Dude, that guy's sprinkler system puts out so much water, I'm not even sure why he hasn't won the semenator award yet.
3. I wish I was a semenator so I could have kids.

by lonely188 September 8, 2008

Semen Snow

When you freeze up a large amount of your semen until it gets to the point that it's frosty kind of like snow, and it's perfect to be used to make semen snow angels.

"Damn Michael got a bunch of semen snow did you check the freezer?!"
"I'm surprised he made semen snow with all that cum he coulda had a whole batch of semenscicles."
"You see all that semen snow he got? I wonder what he gone do with that."

by IMassTerBaitDaily August 16, 2025

Semenating

Once a month a man will ejaculate all over himself as his genitils excrete all of last month’s semen. After he has cum all over himself he will start to produce new semen for the month.

Semenating

Bro, I started semenatng yesterday and my balls feel amazing!

by EMVAT2113 May 27, 2024

Semen Huffer

A semen huffer is usually a 14 year old boy who barks at you and your friends in the hallway at lunch. Semen huffers usually travel in groups. A group of semen huffers are called keemstar fans.

*barks*
"fucking knock it off you semen huffer"

by motharoth November 24, 2021

Semen Slurpy

a thick beverage enjoyed by women and the occational homosexual man. Not sold at 7-11, may be found outside for about 20 bucks.
also known as protein shake

She looked thirsty so i gave her a semen slurpy

by 12131415161 October 6, 2009

Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.

Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.

by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025