Sealioning 

Sealioning is a term used to describe the actions of villains who demand "citations" for things that are prima facie true, in an attempt to harass and silence facts that give them cognitive dissonance.

As you can see on this very page of definitions, conservatives will even Sealion the term "Sealioning," because it diminishes their capacity to use this fascist tactic.

Person 1: An orange is an orange.
Troll 1: Can you provide a link to your claims?
Troll 2: Yeah, if you can't provide a link to prove that an orange is an orange, we own the libs once again!
Person 2: Don't worry, they're just Sealioning you. They're either bots, or just morons.

Sealioning by the modhatter May 9, 2023

kill two seals with one club 

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.

She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.

kill two seals with one club by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010

sealab 2021 

Hilarious cartoon featured in Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

<Captain> Does this make me look fat?
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!

sealab 2021 by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

Sealioning 

Verb
A type of trolling in which someone repeatedly asks bad-faith questions, in an effort to get the truth silenced online.
As you will see, trolls specifically hate the term "Sealioning," and will reply to it with... SEALIONING!

"Why doesn't that troll just Google it himself?"
"That's the point of Sealioning -- to make you so tired that you leave conversations and allow another platform to become Truth Social."

Sealioning by the modhatter June 6, 2022

Sealification 

The clubbing of baby seals.

Ex.
Due to the the Sealification of Seals we have more blubber boots.
Ex. 2
Sealification is the recommended anhilation of baby seals in the U.S

Sealification by The Big Kitty Kat October 23, 2014

Sandy sealion 

When you're grinding weed and you get it all over the place

Dan: man this gonna get us so high
Phil: *spills the weed*

Dan: man, you pulled a sandy sealion

Sandy sealion by c-h-r-i-s-6-9 June 30, 2016

signed, sealed, and delivered 

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

signed, sealed, and delivered by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006