sam

the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He's really weird and probably smokes weed, also always wears headphones to show he's "cool".

Oh look its sam watch out he might take a picture of your butt

by Martin 123 November 07, 2019

Sam

An Arab with soft nipples wo likes to eat dogs and thinks that Jack is thick

Jack: hey Sam
Sam: u thick, let me tap that
Jack:NOOOOO!!!

by Doonie Van October 17, 2020

Sam

A Hypocritical homophobe !!!

TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!

by A true penis lover February 12, 2010

Sam

the most amazing and gorgeous blerd on the planet :)
i love you so much, i always will <3

amber<3sam

by avagambvager September 08, 2011

Sammed

Toe be samuried. To defeat/be defeated in a samurai-like way.

Bitch got sammed in that fight yesterday!

by Anabasis March 17, 2010

Sam

Sam is an unloving, mean, man whore. He can be nice sometimes but most of the time he is a complete asshole. He only has a couple friends and is very selfish, that is why no one likes him.

Person 1: ugh sam can be such a man whore sometimes!

Person 2: omg i know right!!

by sela_klein June 28, 2019

Sam

Sam is a guy who is a McDonald's Eating Trash nugget he knows what he is saying is wrong but says it anyway

Damn Sam just stfu
Sam you never got hit by a car

by Yeeoit1257 November 03, 2017