Sam

Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.

"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"

by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG November 9, 2012

Sam

An Arab with soft nipples wo likes to eat dogs and thinks that Jack is thick

Jack: hey Sam
Sam: u thick, let me tap that
Jack:NOOOOO!!!

by Doonie Van October 17, 2020

Sam

A Hypocritical homophobe !!!

TWO Gays walk past holding hands ewwwwwwww thats gross .. later sam sees to Lezbians kissing mmm thats hot!!

by A true penis lover February 12, 2010

Sam

the most amazing and gorgeous blerd on the planet :)
i love you so much, i always will <3

amber<3sam

by avagambvager September 9, 2011

Sammed

Toe be samuried. To defeat/be defeated in a samurai-like way.

Bitch got sammed in that fight yesterday!

by Anabasis March 18, 2010

Sam

Sam is a dick. Plain and simple. He is the most insecure pearson I have ever met and your sure to hate him.

Sam is such a cunt.

by BigusDickus July 19, 2017

sam

Sam is usually know as a bit of a narcissist. she always wants things to go her way. she wants people to compliment everything she does. EVERY topic turns into a past life experience of hers. and no matter want you say she will try to give a history lesson to make her seem smarter than you. She is also known to be a bit of a down it all that won't shut up.

friend 1: ugh I met this really annoying narcissist today.
friend 2: was her name Sam?
friend 1: yeah how did you know.

that new girl Sam is kinda a bitch

Sams are the worst.

by the girl who hates sam June 4, 2018