Ron Rothstein

Literally God himself

Did you pray to Ron Rothstein last night?

by Ronthegod March 13, 2021

L. Ron Hubby

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.

"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"

by DreamReaper December 28, 2023

Ron Imhoff

Ron Imhoff is a nickname for an individual that has had no success in their career, especially athletes, due to drug problems that include meth. This is named after the infamous MMA fighrer Ron "Stinkbug" Imhoff from Davenport, IA that had a foolish 1-16 MMA record and had noted his training included heavy meth and wrestling with Devon.

That guy has no success at all due to his meth problems, he must be a real Ron Imhoff.

by Jeffbowman October 13, 2025

Sha-Ron

She’s kind, beautiful, resilient and smart. Please don’t call her Sharon, it’s pronounced Sha-Ron! A Queen and ruler by nature. She will conquer and task with thoughtfulness, grace and humor. She’s a problem solver and best friend, who observes patterns before making a righteous assessment. Because she is so down to earth and confident, she tends to attract others in need of love. She has so much to give, but if she deems her efforts are not appreciated, she will easily grow cold. She detests liars and wears her heart on her sleeve. Her warm and genuine disposition and her sense of fashion in addition to her gift of intuition; having Sha-Ron in your life is only an asset. Anything she touches turns to gold! Good luck with keeping her around. Only the genuine and pure at heart will remain in her life.

Sha-Ron has the biggest heart; she’s always giving.

by Sha-Ron not Sharon November 23, 2021

L. Ron Hubbard

Oh shit so he sees it too! Or SAW it. I'm not going to say it's alien but, yeah, no totally. Psychic prison made of retards.

Hym "Yeah, no, is THAT L. Ron Hubbard was all about? Oooooooooooh... Yeah, yeah, I get it. He's right! Not about the 'I need to give all of my resources to L. Ron charlatans' kimd of way but the psychic retard prison kind of way. Yeah, my thetan level is clearly the highest. I have the most energy! Ok. So that explains a lot. I guess Scientology isn't completely full of shit.... Hmmm..."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Ron

A guy who doesn't enjoy a day of relaxed gaming, always sweats in the game and watches guides to become better.
In a Ron's focus on multiplayer is not a good game with friends but how to farm the best resource the right way or how to spawn-camp new players or mobs for loot.

"Bro, come on, we just want to play the game with you. Don't be such a Ron"

by anusfister_hdx February 17, 2023

Ronful Stomp

The utter domination of your forces in a battle.

"BRO YOU JUST GOT RONFUL STOMPED"

by aitomic December 9, 2021