Condaleeza Rice

A person who does not have time to fulfill their official duty (appearing before the 9/11 commission), but plenty of time to go on Fox News to be interviewed by Sean Hannity, a right wing apologist.

A child in school Condaleeza Riced when he blew off class, but spent twice that time explaining why class is irrelevant.

by Deliver Us From Partisan Assholes March 25, 2004

Jollof rice

A rice cooked best by Nigerians uses tomatoes pepper rice etc. Unlike Ghanaians tastes like dog poo with cat piss over it and expired ketchup

Nigerians Jollof rice is the best period.

by Hxox March 30, 2019

Condoleezza Rice

Condoleezza Rice is a classical piano player of noteworthy talent; unfortunately, less than talented as a Secretary of State

Condoleezza Rice is very talented at the piano but at a loss in statecraft.

by elihu rooter January 23, 2007

Hot Rice

Slang term used in conjunction with cool beans, usually by someone who thinks they're cooler than the person saying, "Cool Beans!" and wants to prove it by slyly throwing "Hot Rice" at the end of an exchange.

"Hey, that tumor fell off!"
"Cool beans!"
"Hot rice!"

by Mueychacha December 17, 2006

rice bowling

Hogging all the good tasks at work. This person usually takes on tasks and responsibilities that he/she perceives will bring them recognition, or doesn't require them to get off their ass.

Jimmy is always rice bowling the good projects. He never takes on any shit work.

by GNEAT March 4, 2010

rice box

a rice box is an asian pussy

i ate a rice box last night

by dianelee September 11, 2008

cooking rice

causing male ejaculation. the action of causing the ejaculation identified as the cooking; the ejaculate(semen) identified as the rice.

Peter can't come to the phone, he's cooking rice in his room.

by TekoBaka June 7, 2009