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Rhinocermonkin

Half Rhinoceros, half monkey, half lion- Its mating call sounds like a freight train and an angel fart rolled into one. Beware of the intellectual prowess and adoration for Chuck Taylor's.
I saw this Rhinocermonkin simultaneously urinating with itself over the phone.
by AuntiePaigesjbs April 22, 2011
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Rhinooffistts

Rhinooffistts is the medicine for rhinos with STDs. It helps soothe the pain before and after the removal of the genitals. It affects all types of rhinos. To date it is the only was to cure rhino STDs.
Rhinooffistts will be either large brown spots that appear to be mud spots. They will sometimes contain large pink nipples in the center.STD rhino sex genitals dirty Sanchez
by Bangs Alot July 9, 2011
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rhino munch

a feast; too much food: over indulgence of food
Now you feel like shit because you had a rhino munch at lunch!
by phx-shc August 17, 2012
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Rhino Bar

The act of putting your nose inside your significant other's ass, and then proceeding to try to touch your nose with your tongue.
My girlfriend wanted me to do a rhino bar yesterday, and luckily my tongue isn't long enough.
by Snack Attack February 13, 2014
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rhino-sorus

The term used when you forget that the animal is called a rhinoceros and not a rhino mixed with a dinosaur
Hey, my favorite animal is a rhino-sorus
by dolphinluv9510 March 5, 2015
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Rhino hoof

You see that bitches ass she got a rhino hoof
by Dickemdown April 9, 2015
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Rhino hunting

When a group of girls go out in search of rich older men
Michelle went rhino hunting on the coast of Portugal
by Hashtaggcmom July 2, 2015
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