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How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.
Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2024
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by voracious_reader November 25, 2021
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bethany read

She is the best person you will ever know. She is hot, understanding, and so amazing. She plays the trumpet, guitar, and piano. She is really good at singing and is so talented. She is also a great person. She is the best thing on this world. And you will fall for her kind eyes, and big heart so fast. But just know she will be there to catch you. -take it from me her girlfriend she is amazing.
by sparkplug201 October 1, 2018
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That don't read

From the 216
When something just makes no sense no matter how many times they say it - Usually when you caught someone cappin.
"I never cheated on you, Ja'Quez. I was with Man Man all Morning."
"That don't read. I was with Man Man all day looking for you, sha"
by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022
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Read the paper

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails
Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2022
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Reading

You're reading right now you idiot
I'm reading this book idiot
by Freekelheighmer October 18, 2021
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Beach Read

A classic Beach Read is a novel deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually, someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
My Beach Read is making me miss my time at the beach this winter.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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