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shit remission

Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.
“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023
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Redneck Remington

To give someone a rimjob with a mouthful of dip
That boy there, well, I heard he gave his pal an ole Redneck Remington a few days ago.
by Corn-Man March 6, 2024
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Red Remington

Also known as a redneck rim-job.
When someone gives another a rim-job with a mouthful of dip, leaving a little bit of chaw left in the recipients anus.
I heard them boys gave each other Red Remingtons a last week.
by Corn-Man March 6, 2024
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national remi day

national remi day is may 12-15. u have to glaze remi she deserves it
kael: yo remi happy national remi day
remi: ya yk what to do boi
by who could this be.... May 12, 2025
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Jasper and remi

Two gay bfs who are gay.

very nice people 🤷🏼 ♂️
Jasper : I love you, Remi!
Remi : stfu.

Jasper and Remi are bfs who obviously love each other
by hxshiras.. January 11, 2022
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long distance reminder

When you significant other has a remote clit stimulator placed inside of her, and you remind her that you’re thinking of her.
You sent a long distance reminder to Michelle during the workday.
by James Gresham November 19, 2023
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