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Hard rocks 

5 of the smartest scientists in the world got together and decided to answer the meaning of life scientifically. They worked hard, and got to one answer: Why is the rock hard? Since they were scientists, they knew the answer, but the wanted the real answer. Their boss told them that they had to start all over 11 months of hard work. They retired themselves that day and became philosophers.

Definitions of Hard Rock:

-A question that can be answered scientifically, but is supposed to be a philosophic question
-Someone very awesome to the point there must be a NEW word to describe them
-All the scientists that helped create the Why is the rock hard? are automatically hard rocks.

Definition of Soft Rock:

-Someone who is a sad person and has no personality, as we ALL know, soft rocks can NEVER be rocks, or hard rocks (the way they are supposed to be).
-Someone who only listens to hardcore classical music.
-A normal boring question with a normal boring answer.
Hard rocks are awesome people.
Hard rocks by XDHAI!!!!!! May 14, 2015
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Mr. Got Rocks 

A person who goes around bragging that they have a lot of money when actually they don't.
He walked around the office like "Mr. Got Rocks" after winning the office Survivor pool.
Mr. Got Rocks by Lola8888 October 9, 2006
slang term for a rather larger pair of woman's breasts that men usually stare at
Wow, look at her, she's got a nice rack!
rack by Cockaloockle May 13, 2005

Hot Rack 

To go to bed without taking a bath or shower, especially after a day of sweat/funk inducing activity.
Gurrrrrrl, Did you know that Becky routinely Hot Racks after she spends the day volunteering at the dump, sorting trash!
Hot Rack by Bosschik247 May 18, 2009

hot rocks 

bullets, slugs, caps, wig splitters, skull crackers ect...
yo son, you best run fore i throw some hot rocks at yo bitch ass
hot rocks by nick 1911 August 8, 2007

Pop Rocks & Coke 

1) A good song by the band Green Day
2) A combination of products that has been believed by many people to make someone's head explode when both combined.
While I was listening to Green Day, I saw this guy eat a handful of Pop Rocks followed instantly by a swig of Coca-Cola, then his head exploded like a watermelon.
Pop Rocks & Coke by Ryan August 16, 2004
a rather large set of boobs that are fun to stare at.
Dude, i can just sit here and stare at her nice rack all day
rack by superbuddy April 10, 2003