The Trillion Dollar Question

The Trillion Dollar Question is defined as you being in a room with no windows with Januzzi with a small hallway to a bathroom for 365 days. You have no phone, no computer, no video games, no books, no wifi, it's just you and Januzzi. Every day Januzzi gets a little horny and needs to analy penetrate you for 15 minutes. He also must ejaculate in your anus and if there is any scat on his penis you must lick it off. If you do this for 365 days you would then receive 1 Trillion Dollars. Once someone asks you this you must answer yes or no.

Mike: Yooooo Jac what is your answer to the trillion dollar question?

Jac: I'd do it for free bro!!!

by PeaWee48 February 27, 2023

Popped the big question

Asked someone to marry you. Usually asked by the male to the female

While walking on the beach, Tommy popped the big question, and Melinda happily accepted. So this has become an engagement party.

by TommyNoleBuc April 3, 2023

Begging the question

When the evidence to support a person’s argument is the argument itself, just restated or said differently. Usually when the person making the claim can’t think of any reasons to support their own claim.

Person 1: Dogs are better than cats because they just are.
Person 2: What do you mean they “just are”? What is your proof?
Person 1: They’re just better ok, now will you shut up?
Person 2: Not until you stop begging the question!
Person 2 (in their mind): God this fucking guy…

by Romie_777 April 22, 2023

high tide questioning

When you wanna join something new or step into a new field of something you wanna understand, then a lot of questions came into your mind, like flooding your brain.

And what's about this? And why is it like that? Where does it come from? How does this happen? Since when?
high tide questioning ^^

by catfishzzzle October 24, 2023

Candy Corn of Questionable Origin

When you give your friend some candy corn but they did not see the bag/box it came from. Which often times results in confusion for the receiving party.

"Hey Richard! Want some Candy corn?" "I don't know, that seems to be candy corn of questionable origin".

by bombdoorsopen October 24, 2023

Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"

Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?

Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.

by Idontsuckcock November 6, 2023

Gab's Question

"Gab's Question" is a psychological term that's infamous for mentally tormenting the subject to an internal state of torture due to comprehending an ethical answer to the question Gab asks. The question is "Let's say, your in the middle of your Mum and Dad, your Dad is inside of you, and you are inside of your Mum, there is but two ways to escape, moving back and go further into your Dad or go Forward further into your Mum". I realize that by writing the question you're subjected to mental tortue and if you have a strong mentally you will continue reading this pondering how I am still sane enough to write " Gab Question" , my sanity is long gone, no one can survive a mere hour after hearing this questions and this questions has a 100% fatality to all have heard it. And the answers is , I am not some subject , Rather I am Gab himself and have sentenced to a demise

Gab: Sigmaton , my patient let me ask you a question that will help, I Gab, like to call this Gab's Question

Subject 001: Why yes okay

Gab:Let's say, your in the middle of your Mum and Dad, your Dad is inside of you, and you are inside of your Mum, there is but two ways to escape, moving back and go further into your Dad or go Forward further into your Mum. Its okay if you need to get up and think.

Subject 001 stands up and walks

Gab : Think Now

Subject O01 walks towards a draw and fiddles finding something saying " Theres only thing that can fix my itch "

Gab : Its alright feel free to use my tools

Subject 001 Puts a shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger

by Amoungusliesgoldinthedark February 21, 2024