Puerto Rican Sea Trout

While swimming in the ocean/pool you lower your bathing suit to show just your ass cheeks, sometimes even the dark hole. then you plunge above water then quickly dive to reveal just your ass towards anyone in the vicinity

Mike Willard puerto rican sea trouted tom while at the beach and the little children on the shore were disgusted.

by tom nesdill November 7, 2009

Puerto Rican Steamer

The puerto rican steamer is a very sensual move. This is when a girl is licking one's grundel or gooch however you would like to refer to the spot below your nuts and she blows in your ass.

I was with maria last night and she gave me a puerto rican steamer for goodluck.

by junglep May 9, 2006

Puerto Rican Picnic

The inner container of a box of wine (i.e. the pillow shaped device inside the box)

Dude, lets get a puerto rican picnic and head down to Gonzales beach and get wastead

by KW "shady" March 2, 2008

Puerto Rican Funeral

when somone sleeps with women so big it breaks their bed and they have to put the bed on cement blocks

Andy's bedroom looks like a Puerto Rican Funeral.

by Auggie Doggie January 18, 2010

Okay pues

translates to "okay well..."
Often used in awkward situations when you don't know what to say.

also used for a little pizazz when you answer someone's question.

"hey bro I banged your sister"
"okay pues...."

"Taylor come down and clean the dishes!!"
"Okay pues..."

by diamondcat28 March 21, 2017

puerto-jew

a combination of a jew and a puerto-rican. normally quite strange and/or stupid. they greatly enjoy smoking large quantities of weed outside of garages and in parks. if you meet one i reccomend sex-iing them up. they enjoy turkeyslapping

that guy from the show in the seventies, who always said he was a puerto-jew

by jingleballs May 4, 2006

puesche

A person who acts interested but does not hook up or do one night stands. A tease.

Niki was all over me last night but when I tried to hook up with her she turned me down. What a puesche.

by FrostedSparkleFart May 20, 2014