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Pooma

A creature of whom lives in the scrub/ bush land behind the fence at Green Point Christian College. One of Mrs.taunga's most feared animals. The Pooma is not widely known and loves to have sexual intercourse on a daily basis with the Poonum.
1- student: what's a pooma?

Mrs.Taunga: WHERE?!?

2- student: let's go feed the pooma.

Nearby idiot: what's a pooma?

Student: you will never know!
by Sunkissedbliss January 7, 2012
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Poomansucka

Whoa! Look at poomansucka!
Poomansucka!
by Mike April 4, 2004
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Premature Congratulation

When someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. Similar to Premature Ejaculation.
Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"

Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."
by LEBRON IN DA HOUSE June 8, 2009
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Premadonna

A time period before madonna, where life was bland, depressing, and shitty all around. Calling a person a premadonna would insult them as if they r from a time period before madonna was born. Similar to BC and AD. This is more like PM.
Shelly: oh em ge kelly look at how ugly emily's dress is..
Kelly: hey emily! Way to dress like a premadonna u weird loser!

Emily: this is my dead mothers dress u cunt lip cock-sockets!
by SandNig01 March 10, 2016
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Pomade

Scene Kid: OMG! I li3k t0t@11y n33d s0m3 m0r4 pomade 4 my h@1!r! 7h!7 w@y ! c@n b3 l337!
by Ima Pancake July 28, 2006
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Poma

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by BiG BluNt August 3, 2008
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Premature E-dance-ulation

When Someone breaks out a killer dance move way too early and ruins the dance floor for the rest of the evening. Also can be a stripper ruining their set by breaking it down wayyyyy to early
"Dude they had it going on but they premature e-dance-ulated and now no one wants to touch the floor anymore."

"Ya Premature E-dance-ulation ruined the night!"
by cinco Cero cinco May 11, 2009
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