pot goggles

when someone has smoked large amounts of marajuana and looses mental capacity, they are wearing "pot goggles”.

dude... you forgot your shoes at my place last night! yeah.. i was wearing pot goggles.

by juli bean May 29, 2009

macho pot

a drinking tradition of putting together a wide range of ingreadients (hard alcohol, beer, juice ,soda, and possibly contents of of cabinets and fridge into a large jug or pitcher and passing it around the party often while singing.

macho pots often contian at least one unappealing ingreadient.

song-Macho, macho pot, who wants to drink the macho pot!

Dude that macho pot last night was janky but was still so good!

by j-pal January 6, 2010

Flash Pot

Explosive shits you have after boozing or eating spicy foods which leaves your anus burning.

Guy 1: How you feeling today?

Guy 2: I'm a little hungover but my butthole is on fire...i've had the flash pots all morning....it just hurts to wipe.

by Coldgin78 February 28, 2010

Nutty pot

When you have semen ejaculated into your anus while simultaneously ejaculating.

Chet totally gave me a nutty pot last night.

by Relec June 11, 2018

Pots and pans

Describing somebody who is poor. Additionally, it can be used to describe anything that is poverty-stricken.

1) Look at that guy's jacket, he's totaly pots and pans
2) She broke up with him because she could not take his pots and pans lifestyle
3) Damn nigga it's pots and pans up in this bitch!

by Snarkysnark January 15, 2008

Crock-Pot

Going to a friend's house when they are not home, shitting in their toilet, closing the lid and letting it simmer until they find it upon their return.

Matt Parish has been the perpetrator of several horrific crock-pottings.

by Davy Crockett October 24, 2008

Cheese pot

After you finger a "woman" with Cheetos dust on your Falangies

Sally let Greg dip his fingers in the cheese pot at the party.

by Crack babies October 4, 2016