general post

Post that isn’t connected to anything or anyone just a though

I was talking to micheal about how I wanna get rich before everybody is and he got a offended it’s just a general post

by Jungle bean September 13, 2020

Inceptshit posting

The act of shitposting while taking a shit.

"Hey man, I'll be back in about 15 minutes. I gotta drop a loan and do some inceptshit posting from the toilet."

by Mi General March 11, 2016

Post Truth

A politically correct phrase for “fake news” or “alternative facts”—a hypocrite’s or Pharisee’s word for “bullshit.”

Thanks to their Bullshitter-in-Chief, most morally bankrupt GOP members have been lying comatose on their bed of post truths even before the pandemic struck.

by Fasters May 20, 2022

post-chaste

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.

"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."

by Desmond White February 18, 2010

Poop Post

A cleaner way of saying "S**t post," coined by Craig Thompson (MiniLadd on YouTube).

Around 1:34 in his "Try Not to Laugh Challenge #3" video, MiniLadd described the clip he just watched as a Poop Post.

by Lisa Brazent July 27, 2019

post-roast

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.

Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?

by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014

Ne posted

A mix of ne and posted Ne posted is when you're chilling and either
1. You're chuckling at some dumb thing you can barely remember
2. You're snickering at something you see as you're watching YT or scrolling through IG/Reddit
<<<You might not want to be bothered when you say this, please keep that in mind. It's like lol so don't say it out loud, please, or it's gonna make you seem like a weirdo.>>>
You're just vibing and having a good time by yourself or with the homies.

Texting scene:
Jada: Hey Adam wyd
Adam: Rn I'm ne posted.

Jada: Oh, same tho

by GodDammitAlan! November 4, 2019