The Ouroboros Position

A form of masturbation where you use your own penis to preform sex on yourself. There are 2 different versions of the Ouroboros position. There is Horizontal Ouroboros and there is Vertical Ouroboros.

Horizontal Ouroboros can be done if your penis (easier if its flaccid) is long enough to wrap around your body and enter your own anus. This can also be called self anal.

Vertical Ouroboros can be done if you are flexible enough to bend to your pelvic region and preform oral sex on your own penis. This can also be called self oral.

This was a term created by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer named Coffantasy. The reason why he has thought of this is unknown even to him.

hey bro I just did both of The Ouroboros Positions on myself last night. It was awesome. At first I did it vertically but I wanted to try something new and do it horizontally. Best night of my life.

by Coffantasy September 18, 2025

the 67 position

The sexual act of a woman making a 6 with her hand to stroke a man as he makes a seven with 3 fingers (2 in the pink 1 in the stink) and fingers her for 6-7 minutes.

Man: Your six was so good.
Woman: Your seven was incredible.
Man: this was best 67 ive ever had!
Mason: 6-7!!

- the 67 position -

by Nōtarin September 27, 2025

chin tuck thumb twirl position

The act of wasting reality time on a cell phone

There she is over there in the chin tuck thumb twirl position wasting time instead of doing her job.

by rjs4 December 6, 2016

Law of Privileged Logical Position

The principle that certain logical positions are granted unearned authority—privileged not because they're stronger but because they're associated with dominant institutions, cultures, or power structures. The Law of Privileged Logical Position argues that some arguments are taken seriously by default, others must fight to be heard. This privilege is invisible to those who hold it—they just think they're being logical. The law calls for examining why certain positions are privileged, who benefits, and what's excluded. It's the foundation of logical humility, of the recognition that your position's privilege may have nothing to do with its validity.

Example: "In every debate, his position was taken seriously by default. Hers was questioned, challenged, dismissed. The Law of Privileged Logical Position explained why: his position was privileged, associated with power, with institutions, with the mainstream. Hers wasn't. The difference wasn't logic; it was privilege. He started noticing, started questioning, started listening."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Law of Privileged Scientific Position

The principle that certain scientific positions are granted unearned authority—privileged not because they're better supported but because they're associated with dominant institutions, funders, or research traditions. The Law of Privileged Scientific Position argues that some research gets funded, published, and cited by default; other research struggles for recognition. This privilege shapes what counts as science, what questions get asked, what answers are accepted. The law calls for examining why certain positions are privileged, who benefits, and what's excluded. It's the foundation of scientific humility, of the recognition that your position's privilege may have nothing to do with its truth.

Example: "Her research, done in community with marginalized populations, was ignored. His research, funded by corporations, was celebrated. The Law of Privileged Scientific Position explained why: his position was privileged, associated with power, with funding, with prestige. Hers wasn't. The difference wasn't evidence; it was privilege. She kept working, hoping that someday privilege would matter less."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Theory of Privileged Logical Position

The systematic elaboration of privileged logical position as a framework for understanding the politics of argumentation. The Theory of Privileged Logical Position argues that logical authority is not distributed equally—that some positions are privileged by their association with dominant institutions, cultures, or power structures. It traces how this privilege operates, how it shapes discourse, how it excludes alternative positions. It doesn't claim that privileged positions are always wrong; it claims that their privilege should be examined, not assumed. The theory is the foundation of argumentative justice, of the recognition that a fair debate requires examining not just arguments but the conditions under which they're heard.

Example: "He'd thought debates were won by the better argument. The Theory of Privileged Logical Position showed him otherwise: some arguments started ahead, some started behind. The playing field wasn't level; the scales were tipped by privilege. He stopped assuming his arguments won because they were better and started asking why they were privileged."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026

Theory of Privileged Scientific Position

The systematic elaboration of privileged scientific position as a framework for understanding the politics of knowledge production. The Theory of Privileged Scientific Position argues that scientific authority is not distributed equally—that certain research programs, institutions, and traditions are privileged by their association with dominant power structures. It traces how this privilege operates, how it shapes research agendas, how it excludes alternative knowledge systems. It doesn't claim that privileged science is always wrong; it claims that its privilege should be examined, not assumed. The theory is the foundation of epistemic justice, of the recognition that a fair evaluation of knowledge requires examining not just evidence but the conditions under which it's produced.

Example: "She'd thought science was a meritocracy—best ideas win. The Theory of Privileged Scientific Position showed her otherwise: some ideas started ahead, some started behind. Funding, publication, prestige—all shaped by privilege. She stopped assuming her field's consensus was right because it was consensus and started asking whose interests it served."

by Abzugal February 21, 2026