pork trotter

When a young lady gets cum on her belly, does not wash her hands, then cooks a delicious pork dinner for strangers.

Damn, that swine was good, but I can't believe that pork trotter didn't even wash her hands before cooking!

by pork gal July 23, 2011

Pork Pie

An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.

Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*

by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009

pork chop

When a dude takes his penis (balls included) out and smashes them onto a window for all on the other side to see. Typically performed at a bar or club.

John gave the girls in Sigma Mu a pork chop.

by Jimmy Odoul May 1, 2006

Belly Pork

Drop your panties and get ready for some hot loving

Man 'Do you fancy some belly pork tonight?'
Lady 'I'll be on the bed with my legs akimbo'

by Funfairy April 30, 2013

pork shutter

Pork Shutters are much like camel toes...when you can see you can see the inmprint of a womans pussy thru her pants.

check out the pork shutters on that chick....

by John Barth May 29, 2008

pork special

Analingus performed by or on a large woman.

Woman: "Do you want the pork special?"
Dan: "Uhh....yeah."

by The TECHer April 30, 2010

Pork Crackling

Spanking or caning your pig or boys rump untill it's red, hot and blisterd

Me and Peter agent home together last night, I turned him to Pork Crackling with my cane!

by Daledoom August 30, 2020