Polish Layover

Standing in large groups of smelly Europeans while waiting on your next flight when there are clearly areas to spread out.

Look at Hayes. That dude is stuck in a Polish Layover and there are a lot of extra spaces over here.

by Tiger Cobbler 2013 July 2, 2012

Polish Hookah

This lovely act, is called the polish hookah, due to the number of Poles involved in it. The act is when a girl sits in a public restroom, and begins to defecate. While moving her bowels, she gives oral sex to a man in front of her, as well as the occasional attention to the two penises through the glory holes on either side of her.

"Mrs. Nancy is quite fond of the Polish Hookah, and gets a daily dose of it"

by Cucumber Slumber April 8, 2015

Polish Playboy

noun. A free and easily attainable catalog or advertisement which shows women dressed in their bra and underwear which males view because they can't afford or are too young to buy a real Playboy magazine.

Roger is going to be really happy when he gets home as the mailman delivered his Polish Playboy today.

by Bearstradamus January 16, 2016

Polish Candy Cane

when you go out in below freezing temperatures and masturbate until you ejaculate which freezes the sperm in mid air making a “Polish Candy Cane”

girl - “do you know what i want for christmas”
boy - “it is cold outside does a Polish Candy Cane sound okay”

by THETAKO September 28, 2017

Polish stalker

A weird Polish tourist who just won't leave you alone and won't take no for an answer.

While traveling to the country of France, I unfortunately encountered a very arrogant and strange Polish stalker.

by Holden M Caulfield July 13, 2018

The Polish Diplomat

A Claw Hammer

Some fool cut me off in my car. Lucky for me I was prepared, so I brought out the Polish Diplomat and showed that fool what time it was!

by Marquito del Muerte September 29, 2011

Cock polishing

While having sex with a bald girl the guy pulls out and nuts on the girls head and “buffs” it with his dick

Guy1: Bro did you here what I did to Charlie last night?
Guy2: No what did you do?
Guy1: I cock polished her at the party.
Guy2: Dude what’s cock polishing?
Guy1: Bro you seriously don’t want to know haha. But I’ll tell you she hates me now.

by Tunnel Buddy November 1, 2017