Plan Collector

A Person who works extensively with a Cruise Director (a/k/a Social Planner) to find out his/her group's social plans, but does not, and never intended to, actually participate. Generally does this simultaneously with many different Cruise Directors to ensure his/her being included in several concurrent events.

The Plan Collector may run an internal algorithm to determine the "most fun" event, and go with that, or simply do nothing, resting assured that they could have done "something". May resurface, possibly years later, to ask how it went, and get details of the next event. Long term use of collected plan data is unknown and suspicious.

Etymology: coined by Cindy (2005), details contributed by Scott

Synonyms: Census Taker (coined by Scott)

Don't worry about Bob, he's a Plan Collector and won't actually join us.

by JaimeG July 21, 2007

Feminist Plan

The new plan of the feminists to kill all man and male babys, because thats the only way humanity can go on and they dont need men for reproduction. (Female scientists found out woman only die because of males so without them women can live forever.)

,,Ey bro did you hear of the new feminist plan?"

by Eyy yo WhatUp June 30, 2017

Redneck Retirement Plan

Regularly socking away money, not into any kind of savings plan, but into lottery tickets.

Alternately, into any kind of gambling.

Hopefully my Redneck Retirement Plan will pay off this week.

by high-tech redneck August 25, 2009

dillinger escape plan

The best fucking band in the fucking world.

I saw the dillinger escape plan on the plea for peace tour, they slayed.

by Honmableeds October 5, 2003

simple plan

A duderific punk-pop, punk revival band. Extremely good, with a cute vocalist. People like to rip the shit out of them, But those knob-jockeys should just get a life.

I wanna marry Pierre Bouvier and have his babies :D

by Emo_Me July 29, 2008

Back-up plan

Keeping a person on the side as an alternative if original plan falls through.

If all else fails I've got so and so as a back-up plan, you know as a last resort.

by Mister please May 10, 2018

Plan B money

Giving money to one's sexual partner for possibly an abortion after knocking up one's sexual partner.

Had to give that bitch plan b money.

by Tryna keep it 100 August 29, 2016