Peak Fiction

The greatest fictional story of all time.

… is peak fiction.

by That1Gate July 7, 2022

Peak-A-Poo

When you go into the bathroom with the intention to pee and sit down on the toilet only to realize you actually have to poo as well

Dustin walked into the bathroom with urgent bladder needs only to sit on the toilet and have a Peak-A-Poo

by Slynche June 16, 2016

Morning Peak

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.

Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

Peak for you

When you experience an absolute deadness or something shit happens to you

Your mate gets cheated on, you say peak for you

by Will lister May 6, 2022

Dawson's Peak

A 40-something year old who looks good for his age but ruins it by being down with the kids.

The Kings of Random is so Dawson's Peak.

by EducatingSavvas May 3, 2018

The Peak

An employee cafeteria at the Four Seasons Jackson Hole. It is quite possibly one of the most unsanitary, disgusting, and inedible cafeterias in the world despite being at a Four Seasons Hotel. The meat often makes the employees sick and food is often left out growing moldy. The chefs don’t care and it’s an embarrassment for anyone who works there.

Man fuck the peak let’s just order dominos or McDonalds.

by Schneider August 2, 2023

Peak

Naruto

It’s peak, oh so it’s naruto

by Jojo is mid June 12, 2022