Patroclus

Achilles' boyfriend
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.

Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.

by Hugh G Rection May 1, 2006

patronize

Well, 'patronizing' means to talk to someone as if they were stupid. Understand now? Good! :)

"And if you're a very good boy for the doctor, you might even get a lollipop!"

"Mom, I'm fifteen. Don't patronize me."

by Lillian Bell December 3, 2009

Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation)

1 A spell in Harry Potter that scares away dementors, best used when you have a happy memory in your head
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"

1: Harry: Expecto Patronum!

Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....

by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019

poop patroller

a derrogatory word for a gay man.

Dude, you're a poop patroller!

by dyingtokissYou November 1, 2010

Petrolicious

A particularly intoxicating and engaging Petroleum powered vehicle such as a fun Motorcycle or Sports Car.

"This Triumph Speed Triple is Petrolicious"

by PDXDAVE October 2, 2014

Patholitical Liar

Saying or doing anything to further your political career esp. When there's no truth involved.

Hillary is such a patholitical liar, she told us for a year there was nothing classified or wrong with her emails on her private server, the FBI investigation showed that this was false.

by Big R001 July 12, 2016

Pakrol

Notorious Dianite female who is currently 6ft and is not afraid of dealing with the tyrannical dictator Sufy who is 5ft6.

Just another day in Dianite again where Sufy and Pakrol go at each other’s throats.

by Bean Sports July 21, 2021