A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018
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Hi Parker if you read this.
Thank you for being so special in everyone's lives.
Hi Parker if you read this.
Thank you for being so special in everyone's lives.
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