by Thewordmaker September 21, 2013

A horrifying straight sexual maneuver wherein the male partner orgasms on the female pubic area, then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the female partner. Occasionally this is intentional, but is generally a result of insufficient performance during penetration or as a result of premature ejaculation.
"Oh my god, I just got off!"
"Well, I didn't, you egg-timing bastard."
"..."
"You know what this means."
"Curly pudding?"
"Get down there."
"Well, I didn't, you egg-timing bastard."
"..."
"You know what this means."
"Curly pudding?"
"Get down there."
by handy devil September 18, 2013

someone who takes up much needed space in the living room that could be used for legitamate stoned people.
Charley: Man, shes taking up so much sofa.
Karl: Yeah she's such a pudsey pudding!
Charley: Heffer. What a draaaaag
Karl: Yeah she's such a pudsey pudding!
Charley: Heffer. What a draaaaag
by Rogermctittytwatthethird January 17, 2008

by catfigher August 6, 2021

by Dosage October 4, 2013

The art of masterbating.
Hey, guess what? I walked in on Carter pud whacking in the basement of his mom's, boyfriends, grandmas, uncles, aunts house.
Dude, have you see Logan today? No, but I'm sure he is in his room pud whacking.
Dude, have you see Logan today? No, but I'm sure he is in his room pud whacking.
by BonerDaOne January 20, 2018

by Vodzman January 31, 2009
