pregnancy

The most common STD.

Person: Is pregnancy an STD?
Me: Yes, it is.

by monorail September 4, 2006

preggers

Chav version of pregnant.

"Ah fuck! Me Young one's gotten herself preggers!" = "Oh no! My young daughter has gotten in the family way. (If we had a good name, it would be ruined by now.)"

by Scandal June 28, 2004

The Gretzky Pregame

Before having sex, the man acts like he is going to put his penis in the woman's mouth and then, at the last second, hits a slap shot of pre-cum right in her eye.

I used to date this one girl that had a fetish for eye balls so I gave her The Gretzky Pregame and she decided I was her soul mate.

by Ddogg4evr January 22, 2010

i am pregnet

very scary word

girl freand:i am pregnet
me:time to get the coat hanger

by yo2485 October 26, 2011

pregnant shirt

a shirt, preferably low cut, that is tight around the bosom and then flowy from there on down; usually worn as a dress shirt to a party that will involve great quantities of good food, so that one's stomach does not appear larger.

I wore my pregnant shirt today, because Amy's mom makes so much food at her parties!!

by Walrus, -i m. December 10, 2008

preggerventures

The sometimes amusing, sometimes disgusting, always rewarding events and occurances a woman goes through while pregnant.

She was so excited about the having a new baby she decided to chronicle her preggerventures online.

by LastHomeBarry December 13, 2008

pregger shakes

a pregnancy scare

i've got the pregger shakes, i'm waiting for the red tide!

joe had no job, no money, no prospects, but did have the pregger shakes!

by michael foolsley January 11, 2010