Pettinuity

Using your ingenuity for the act of pettiness.

Pettiness at a level of premeditation

The act of finding new ways to be petty

Diabolical Pettiness

Shawty said she keep pennies in the car to throw at people! I aspire to have that amount of pettinuity

My pettinuity drives me to be petty 3 days ahead of time!

by Zabee September 29, 2019

Pettin’ the Turtle

A situation when one takes an incomplete shit, leaving a protruding “turtle head” behind. The shitter then must pet the lodged turtle head approximately 70 times with toilet paper or moist wipes, shitter’s choice of course.

Mary was pettin’ the turtle for a solid hour after the lunch special at Benihana.

by Daddylongdick813 October 30, 2019

petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by anonymous June 5, 2021

Pettipusher

Pettipusher or pettipushers

Refers to a person or group of people that will quick sell cryptocurrency or stock that has barely been listed on the market for little gains preventing it to sustain its value.

It would be nice to see Babydoge goto the moon but the pettipushers seem to keep it down.

by UrbanJive August 15, 2021

Pettinain

Pettinain is incest. Thats just how it iz.

Finn: Im from pettinain and i love incest.
Everyone: Exactly.

by Finn Humpfries September 9, 2021

pettican

if this is ur last name, ur a natural cool guy. ur great at everything and secretly everyone wants to be ur friend.

wow! pettican is such a cool last name! they must be such a legend!

by petticanrulez November 23, 2021

Petting the kitty

Petting the kitty is a when a woman masterbates.

Husband: what are you doing? Wife: petting the kitty and thinking of you.

by Tallulah baby December 8, 2021