Penning

To pen; A woman takes a recently dead person's penis and inserts it in her vagina and keeps it there until it decomposes

Ana is penning her late husband, that's such a nice thing to do

by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025

Pens pencils down

The deafening phrase used in the torturous chambers of a math class. This phrase is said while banging on the desk with a ruler, preferably breaking it, simply for the satisfaction gained from your pain. There is no annoyance like this one, as this will happen at any sudden moment. There is no reason behind why it is said, or if it is for specific situations. However all I know is after experiencing this, you will see the world for what it truly is. Beware.

Class: *Completely silent*
Teacher: *suddenly banging ruler on desk* PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *sobbing* Ms please, we are doing nothing wrong...
*ruler shatters*
Teacher: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *dies*

by lesbiandad May 14, 2018

I dun been to da pen, fill me?

A muhfucka dass been to prison and back. Usually said when you tryna front on folks.

''Ey, shut up. I dun been to da pen, fill me?''

by HarryPotterIsTheNewE40 December 5, 2020

Run Car Snow Pen

Run Car Snow Pen is a sentance thats been growing lately its meaning is something that makes people giggle that can speak/understand swedish.

It sounds like: Runkar snoppen

Yo friend, could you say Run Car Snow Pen

by John_The_Dog41 September 19, 2024

Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.

“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”

by Rageberto October 8, 2022

Pen

The one thing your friend probably used to fuck your mom

"Heh heh hey bro i used my pen on your mom last night"

"YOU WHAT?!?"

by Thanos Hair October 22, 2019

ejac pen

not used anymore. another way to describe someone having an erection. It was usually said as “ej pen” for short. The word portrays “epipen”

I think we need the ejac pen

by markerlit August 10, 2024