naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

office nigger

Ethnic slur for Caucasian, white collar types. Especially those who commit white collar crimes, or invade helpless countries.

That office nigger Dick Cheney be gettin all those mother fuckin' no bid contracts.

by thatdamngoat July 7, 2006

correctional officer

1.n. A man who is not capable of becoming a real officer so ends up becoming an over rated babysiter.He is happy when at his work and sets his work befor his family. Word that can also describe used to describe, pussy, has been, coulda' been, bitch, lier, and asshole.

Inmate1:Hey wheres Correctional officer Buday?
Inmate2:Oh that bitch hes negleting his family.
Both together:Ohhhh...

by Digiboy October 19, 2005

Officer's brat

The offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer born after the officer(s) have gone through training. Not to be confused with officer's kid.

abbreviated O.B.

"Sometimes you can be such an O.B."

"I am NOT an officer's brat! I was born AFTER my parents went to training, thank you very much!"

by placemat January 23, 2009

officer nordberg

The one man on the Police Squad who hasn't given up looking for the real killer(s) of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.

Officer Nordberg has remained dogged about finding the real killer since he accidentally contaminated and ruined the crime scene with his own DNA.

by The Cap N' July 21, 2020

Office Weenie

1) a "geek", 2) a person that really needs to get a life, 3) someone that regularly receives wedgies - and likes it, 4) does not enjoy spending time with persons of the opposite sex - but loves sheep

1) Given the choice of viewing a video of Pamela Anderson or a Bill Gates lecture, Office Weenies choose Bill every time
2) Office Weenies think Happy Hour is an Oprah rerun

by tsputnik2 March 30, 2010

house of office

A toilet. Archaic slang. This term is a somewhat old-fashioned one, being used by mainly English literature and History students of the pretentious type.

"George W. Bush is unfit for office, except perhaps a house of office."

by Chymo November 18, 2006