naval officer

A slang term for semen.

Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer

Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt?

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

office nigger

Ethnic slur for Caucasian, white collar types. Especially those who commit white collar crimes, or invade helpless countries.

That office nigger Dick Cheney be gettin all those mother fuckin' no bid contracts.

by thatdamngoat July 7, 2006

correctional officer

1.n. A man who is not capable of becoming a real officer so ends up becoming an over rated babysiter.He is happy when at his work and sets his work befor his family. Word that can also describe used to describe, pussy, has been, coulda' been, bitch, lier, and asshole.

Inmate1:Hey wheres Correctional officer Buday?
Inmate2:Oh that bitch hes negleting his family.
Both together:Ohhhh...

by Digiboy October 19, 2005

office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.

If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.

by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011

Office Weenie

1) a "geek", 2) a person that really needs to get a life, 3) someone that regularly receives wedgies - and likes it, 4) does not enjoy spending time with persons of the opposite sex - but loves sheep

1) Given the choice of viewing a video of Pamela Anderson or a Bill Gates lecture, Office Weenies choose Bill every time
2) Office Weenies think Happy Hour is an Oprah rerun

by tsputnik2 March 30, 2010

house of office

A toilet. Archaic slang. This term is a somewhat old-fashioned one, being used by mainly English literature and History students of the pretentious type.

"George W. Bush is unfit for office, except perhaps a house of office."

by Chymo November 18, 2006

office shaman

like any great shaman, the office shaman is the guy with the vision ...but that's all he has to offer..the vision. the end result of what he wants and so desires. 75% of the time, his vision is pure genious, the other 25% of the time it's a wreck, but for that batting avg, everyone respects him. The problem with the shaman, like I said is they offer no path, no solution on how to achieve their vision which creates angst among his followers. The shaman is the one who coined the office phrase "figure it out", from which the other office phrase "WTF" orginated from. The office placebo's ultimate goal is to become a shaman, but it will never happen, cause like I said the office placebo is a complete fraud, does nothing and certainly could not come up with a vision.

Jackson: Wow, that was unbelievable ... I'm so charged up and excited as well as completely dumbfounded at the same time.
Murphy: I know, everytime I listen to Stefan, the office shaman, I feel the same way. The man is genius, but how the hell are we going to reduce expenses by 40% next month without doing away with our bagel friday's that everyone lives for.

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009