Like a dog on a spoon 

When something makes no sense whatsoever and is super confusing

"Hey did you understand anything our professor was saying today." "No man it was like a dog on a spoon."

Like a dog on a spoon by Kraken Panda March 17, 2020

don't pee on the floor use the commodore 

a pufferfish singing

ratatata don't pee on the floor use the commodore

don't pee on the floor use the commodore by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

Does that mean hes not coming on then? 

a known word used by James May in "The Grand Tour" each time a visitor dies on their way to the studio

"Oh no, he's been bitten by a snake and has painfully died outside the studio"
"Does that mean hes not coming on then?"

Does that mean hes not coming on then? by Lucy The Saurium September 28, 2021

He got that dot on him 

When a person is so high in status/clout he is constantly targeted by those who wish to bring him down.

bro look at my boy all fitted out. He got that dot on him no cap no kizzy fr fr on my baby momma.

He got that dot on him by Dottman March 8, 2023

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Donald's on trial for that 

A statement similar to That's What She Said referring to Donald Trump being tried for the rape of a 13 year old girl.

"Aw, your kid's adorable. I love kids."
"Donald's on trial for that."

"That was kind of a stretch."
"Donald's on trial for that."

"Yeah, she's about 20 years younger than me"
"Donald's on trial for that"

Donald's on trial for that by RopeSnake October 12, 2016

random thumb downs on perfect definitions 

Usually done by bored people who think people care about how many negative thumbs they have on their posts.

random thumb downs on perfect definitions:

this is how they think you react:
"OMFG WHY THE NEGATIVE SCORE??? FFFFFFFFUUUUU!!!!!!111oneoneone

random thumb downs on perfect definitions by lolwutz- January 21, 2010