It’s an ignorant saying used by a person that is rude and not tactful. But the person tries to make their rudeness acceptable by saying they are just “keeping it real” or “Just being honest”. But in reality the person is accepting only the opportunities and rules taught to them by other ignorant people. Its all a lie, because if a person really “keeps it real” then that person would not wear deodorant, would not bath or wash. etc (because that is truly keeping it real).
A woman walks down the street wearing a hair weave and fake nails. Then she runs into her friend and says, "Yeah its true. I got fired, but I told off my boss again. You know I'm keeping it real."
by DP NewYork April 2, 2013
Get the Keeping it realmug. To reach the boundaries of over-reacting, while maintaining sensibility. "Keepin' it real" should only be brought into action when something personal is being attacked, such as one's manhood, one's mother, one's moral code, etc.
Violence is necessary.
Violence is necessary.
Guy : Bitch, what'd you just say to me?
Woman : I said your mother is an ersatz Harriet Jacobs.
SLAP
Guy : Bitch, I told you to shut your wiki-educated mouth. I'm keepin' it real 24-7.
Woman : I said your mother is an ersatz Harriet Jacobs.
SLAP
Guy : Bitch, I told you to shut your wiki-educated mouth. I'm keepin' it real 24-7.
by Jamal "Da slinky bitch hater" Jenkins February 11, 2008
Get the keepin' it realmug. An expression that denotes that something has caused the speaker to actually cry. Often used jokingly, sarcastically, and/or self-deprecatingly. Might be considered the opposite of "LOL".
by the KGMs March 12, 2009
Get the real tearsmug. "Yo,I need to get some money! Real trap,I'm tired of being broke."
"I will bust your motherfuckin head! Real Trap"
"Aye,I'm bout to fuck shorty,real trap,cuz,she on my dick,hard!"
"I will bust your motherfuckin head! Real Trap"
"Aye,I'm bout to fuck shorty,real trap,cuz,she on my dick,hard!"
by Skinny DelNegro December 11, 2009
Get the Real Trapmug. Listening, but not listening, blah blah blah.........Thinking to yourself...." Lying ass, would this motha fucka shut up for a fuckin minute". (see "i hear ya!)
by Rule 3 May 10, 2005
Get the For real dog?mug. Being real with yourself and to all reality.
The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.
When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
The understanding that you are the supreme and that no one amounts to your greatness.
When used in a phrase, "Be Real", you are showing your true justification to defecate onto someones face. This is because you understand that you are real and that they are fake on instances regarding life.
Exxx. 1
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.
Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2
Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!
Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3
Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.
Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.
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Exxx.4
Angela: Hey, build me this doghouse and I'll take you to Katz's.
Dillon & Josh: Be real biotch, if you were only so lucky...........pwnd.
Girl: I can't believe we had sex last night...I have a bf.
Guy: Be Real bitch, last night you didn't know your bf's name.
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Exxx.2
Girl: What the hell?! You didn't give me the $30000000 purse I wanted!!
Guy: Be real cunt...you aren't that good in bed.
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Exxx.3
Girl: Baby, take me to that concert you've been talking about for months.
Guy: Bitch, be real, the tickets are only free, and you ain't worth it.
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Exxx.4
Angela: Hey, build me this doghouse and I'll take you to Katz's.
Dillon & Josh: Be real biotch, if you were only so lucky...........pwnd.
by Rality King December 16, 2008
Get the Be Realmug. The best racing sim on mobile. Unfortunately, the third game has been getting more ads in order to let players skip its "Free to Play" wait times.
"I feel like a real racer in Real Racing -- aaaand, now I have to watch ads to repair my car quick." -_-
by ShutUpImMe June 4, 2016
Get the Real Racingmug.