crap holster

something your mother is

Your mom is a crap holster

by crazymoses August 9, 2004

holy crap

crap from the catholic pulp

man NO.1 Holy crap!
man NO.2 what was the pulp here again?

by a sexiest beast January 10, 2011

Crap Jesus

Someone who keeps quoting borrowed, dull and moronic parables (simple stories that pretend to illustrate moral or religious lessons.)

Deepak Chopra is a non-stop Crap Jesus.

by rperazag July 26, 2010

piece of crap

It's self explanatory.

Hey, look it's a piece of crap!!!!

by Hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 8, 2006

crap dangling

Canadian sport consisting of a large breasted woman, a sailor, atleast one jewish person, a barrel, and a wad of crap.

Jon: Hey Pete are you going to Janet's party?
Pete: Nah, there's a big crap dangling tournement today...hey are you jewish?
Jon: Yeah
Pete: You want to come?

by Tanch May 6, 2005

Techno-crap

Any low-quality gadget.

End the agony, stop buying techno-crap.

by rperazag July 23, 2010

Crap Attack

when your ass is blocked full of shit, and it all splurts out like fluid from a bottle.

'I just had a crap attack at work today and I got fired'

by Tom Bramley May 10, 2006