Special Nap

The act of male members who engage in the activity of masturbation while discreetly disguising the dirty act as taking "a nap with the door locked and the lights off".

Corey- Tom do you want to play a video game?
Uncle Tom- No I'm gonna take a nap with the door locked and the lights off.
Corey- Oh you mean a special nap

by Jack 7 Black March 14, 2009

Wing A Nap

To take a nap

Byron: "What are you gonna do later?"

Cory: "Probably get stoned and then wing a nap."

by H8TECH December 23, 2009

Beyonce nap

Taking a nap while simultaneously listening to Beyonce. The most rejuvenating of all types of rest

I was so tired today, but then I took a two hour Beyonce nap and I was ready to hit the town

by beyoncechocolatexoxo December 30, 2012

Sad nap

Spending at least two nights in a row in bed with anything Men in Blazers related, including either (or both, see Saddest Nap) Roger "Rog" Bennett or Michael "Davo" Davies.

Today's sad nap was brought on when I tried to read Encyclopedia Blazertannica while listening to American Fiasco in bed at the same time.

by westbelmarposse June 12, 2018

nap

not a problemo

dude 1 - hey i lost my frog
dude 2 - that's nap

by toastie November 08, 2003

turd nap

n. The act of turning into fertilizer; killed; a variant of "dirt nap".

"Kaylee, find that kid who's taken a turd nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit." - Mal; an outake from the Movie, Serenity

by spacedock December 22, 2005

bro nap

When your wasted and tired and fall asleep on one of your bros.

*Chad put his head on Ty and falls asleep*
Ty: "Dude what the fuck?"
Chad: "Dude, chill it's just a bro nap"

by fatfreddie April 10, 2009