Liquid Spam

What runs out of the Rigger Monkey after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.

Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!

by donkeycum April 25, 2003

social spam

To recommend products to friends, with the open or hidden intention to earn money, or in other ways try to profit from it.

Friend: This product is awesome! Please buy it!
You: OK, I'll buy one.
Friend: One?! Ha ha ha! No, you must buy at least 50, and then you must sell it to your friends to gain big profit! You'll be rich!
You: No thanks.
Friend: So you're saying no to big money – you're pretty slow, aren't you?
You: Fuck you and your social spam! And don't ever call me again!

by Mr. Turbo May 25, 2008

Spam account

A spam account (or finsta) is an account that you use to post fun things that don't match your main account theme. Most people post memes, funny selfies, or good food, etc. Typically only your friends follow you.

Sally: Can you send me the picture of us that u posted on your spam account?
Todd: Yea of course! It's a pretty goofy picture of us.

by Justthatboywholovestheworld April 5, 2019

spam

anything that really sucks

"That nasty canned garbage must be Spam."

by r0bby November 22, 2003

Poop Spamming

To write poop over and over again in a chat or email to annoy friends.

Rokr23: Duuude what was tonight's hw?
DvaGina: POOOOOOP POOOOOOP PPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
Rokr23: Stop poop spamming me!!!

by Disappear101 June 12, 2009

spam toaster

Hawaiian vagina.

"Aloha...that bitch has no tits, she's all spam toaster."

by Moregasm 3 August 9, 2017

grandma spammed

Receiving multiple forwarded emails containing useless, sappy, moronic, or otherwise unwanted information from an elderly female.

I checked my email to look for your message, but I couldn't find it in the long list of forwarded junk mail from my mother. I've been grandma spammed !

by Jane Ruby-Moose February 18, 2011