by yo fat May 19, 2017

Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.
I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.
You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.
you might need a giraffe.
you might need a giraffe.
You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.
you might need a giraffe.
by Beammeupscotty May 11, 2014

by uncle veee February 14, 2010

Situation 1:
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!
Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?
Situation 2:
Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(
Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?
by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 5, 2018

When somebody tells you that you need to go to jail is because u dick riding with no license it’s a very big felony the minimum is 25-life maximum security prison so stop dick riding -Quadarius
“Aye Jay this man better then you at every sport” “you need to go to jail” that means you dickriding so “You need to go to jail”
by Massa Q October 6, 2021

Hym "I mean if you would just tell me what I need to know the problem would be solved. But you don't want want to because that would be too easy. Life should be hard. I should have to try. Why? Seriously, why should I have to if I don't have to naturally? If I can just get things without, why make me?"
by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.
Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...
by Skwhirl May 16, 2013
