Caddy Nap

1) The act of falling asleep when a girl or guy is trying to hook up with you.

2) A mid day nap that is longer than a cat nap, normally between classes

Dude, I so Caddy Napped Lisa last night, She was in my bed and everything, but I was just to tried from finals.

by DJ 12 Thr"AY" January 12, 2009

Shit nap

When you shit so hard, you need to nap
When you nap so hard you take a shit

What's wrong with mike? I think he took a shit nap

by noshitsherlock1516 February 4, 2014

Sad nap

Spending at least two nights in a row in bed with anything Men in Blazers related, including either (or both, see Saddest Nap) Roger "Rog" Bennett or Michael "Davo" Davies.

Today's sad nap was brought on when I tried to read Encyclopedia Blazertannica while listening to American Fiasco in bed at the same time.

by westbelmarposse June 15, 2018

nep nap

whenever a nep takes a nap. he/she may be tired, drugged, or dead. then people may refer to this as a nep nap.

note: this nep is the nep from hyperdimension neptunia, you know, neptune. the older sister to nepgear (though she doesnt act like it)! if you dont know this you are not a weeb and shouldent be looking this up
fuckin normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

nep: im tired *yawn* mugger: *jumps a nep* *holds chloroform cloth to neps face* thats right, have a

person: take a nep nap! nice nep nap.
nep: *snoring*

person 1: i think shes dead...
person 2: naaaah! shes just having a nep nap!

by a fucking weeb November 26, 2017

Beyonce nap

Taking a nap while simultaneously listening to Beyonce. The most rejuvenating of all types of rest

I was so tired today, but then I took a two hour Beyonce nap and I was ready to hit the town

by beyoncechocolatexoxo December 30, 2012

nap

not a problemo

dude 1 - hey i lost my frog
dude 2 - that's nap

by toastie November 8, 2003

turd nap

n. The act of turning into fertilizer; killed; a variant of "dirt nap".

"Kaylee, find that kid who's taken a turd nap with baby Jesus. We need a hood ornament. Jayne, try not to steal too much of their shit." - Mal; an outake from the Movie, Serenity

by spacedock December 22, 2005