Myspace Loser

The kind of person who sends myspace friends invites to everyone they have made eye contact with in the past 5 years so they can ultimatly have a higher friends number. They can also be found adding slutty girls to their friends list, then making non-oringnal, sometimes perverted comments like " ohh baby i like that" or " dam gurl das nice" Their picture can be emo or ghetto gangsta. The best part of the day is when they recieve friends invites, while looking at who would like to be their friend they will never see who sent the invite or even look to see if they know them. All they know is that one more friend makes them so much cooler and/or pimper. In the end they will never talk to 3% of their friends but pretend to themself they are cooler then that other myspace kid because they have 265 friends.

I have 256 friends.
im so cool

by myspace is for noobs August 29, 2005

MySpace Toilet

A myspace whore that pretends to go to the toilet during a family meal and then sneaks onto myspace instead.

MySpace toilet incident:
MySpace Whore: 'I'm going to the toilet....'
10 minutes later.
Non-Myspace whore family member: 'where's tom?'

by Gyz/Jose December 8, 2006

myspace train

Myspace trains are tools used by scene kids in order to get massive numbers of friends. The members of the trains post bulletins that have links to add all of the other train riders.
Also, almost all of them have either the words "Glamour," "Perfection," "Aesthetic," or any combination of those words, and a few others, in their names.

"How the fuck does he have 24,000 friends on myspace?"

"Myspace trains."

also

"Aesthetic Perfection" "Perfectly Aesthetic" "Glamourous Perfection" "Glamorously Aesthetic Perfection" and so on.

by upstagedmassacre July 1, 2007

Myspace Loser

one who spends there whole free-time on myspace, instead of going out into the real world to make friends. takes it personal when someone has a person on there top friends, but that person doesnt have them on there top friends. sends everyone on the browse menu a friend request. sends you bulletins 20 times a day, most of it being the samething, so people will read it. has fake pictures of themselves on there page, that or they have pictures of there friends, pictures of them when they looked ecent, pictures of there pets, etc. send you a message every 2-3 hours wondering why you havent responded to there first one, even if you havent read it.

monica: so hey jill do you wanna go out to the club tonight?
jill: no thats okay, im gonna stay on myspace all night, update my profile, try to make some friends
monica: um okay, well have fun myspace loser
jill: its that im shy, ya know? i just feel more comfortable going on myspace to meet up

by joshua001 March 10, 2007

Myspace Rush-Hour

The one hour where the most people in your area are logged onto Myspace at once. Normally after the local highschools get out for the day. Myspace Rush-hour normally results in over spam of bulletins, constant begging of Picture comments, and over dramatized recollections of the days events.

Dude1 "Hey man, No one ever reads my bulletins on myspace."
Dude2 "Well Just post them during Myspace Rush-Hour"
Dude1 "Yea but then I have to worry about it getting lost in a sea of spam bulletins"

by ZakkAttackk June 19, 2008

Myspace Jealous

when a significant other is jealous of you talking to male or female friends on your myspace regardless if they know them or not.

Sara, Why did you break up with Mark?

because i was myspace jealous of all the girls he was talking to on myspace.

by TerrorCrew October 7, 2008

myspace stalker(s)

Someone who looks at your page several times a day. They "know" things they wouldn't know otherwise if they weren't stalking. They try to accuse YOU of being the stalker and try to act innocent. They send you tons of messages a day then block you before you can reply. Then they message all of your friends, about you. And then block them too. Mostly they look at your page 20+ times in one day, then another 20+ on each of your friends pages. Stalkers.

"Have you checked your profilesnitch today?"

"Yeah Jessica Stark and Nicole Ghering both looked like 20 times each today."

"Jessica Stark has looked at my profile almost 400 times total since May."

"Myspace stalker(s)."

by famousviamyspacestalkers August 20, 2009