"My neighbor has the nicest front yard but I peeked over the fence yesterday and it looks like a jungle."
"That's a total yard mullet man!"
"That's a total yard mullet man!"
by Obey The Hypnotoad February 09, 2014
by daddy dictionary is back February 15, 2022
by Osmiuuum August 07, 2021
by Leonadelamgm August 17, 2023
When a male shaves his pubic hair above the dick to the bare skin, but leaves his ball hair ridiculously long.
Kristen: I was going down on Greg the other night and I had a mouth full of ball hair.
Laura: was it the Nigerian Mullet?
Kristen: it was the Nigerian mullet.
Laura: was it the Nigerian Mullet?
Kristen: it was the Nigerian mullet.
by Clay Dingle June 17, 2018
An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.
Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
by Arbitratingurbtch March 07, 2024
When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.
A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...
by MackieD. October 25, 2019