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God morning

Online learning be like:
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf
by Suawd December 5, 2021
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Nacho Morning

The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.
Dude, last night I think I over did the drinking because I totally had a Nacho Morning!
by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 20, 2011
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Morning beautiful

The less than normal beautiful compliment used in the morning. As in, you are “morning beautiful.” It’s a magical term! Sweet, but simultaneously works as an insult. Could be interchanged with, “morning pretty” or “morning handsome.”
You have dried slobber on your cheek and eye boogers, but you’re still morning beautiful.
by MissTearyUs April 23, 2022
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Morning Cleanse

Masturbating, pooping, and urinating in the morning back to back after a night of debauchary
"Holy shit that party was so crazy i just had to morning cleanse myself"
by XxEmoxX July 6, 2017
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morning throw

Having to masturbate in a cup at 7:00am because that's the time your wife made with the clinic to see if your guys are swimming good.
I'll be late for work tomorrow because I have to do a morning throw. My wife thinks my boys are lazy. Man I hope they have big booty porn!
by unclemongoose@gmail.com August 22, 2017
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Morning Nile

The female equivalent of Morning Wood, when a girl wakes up very very wet.
I had so many dreams about you last night and I woke with very intense morning Nile.
by Threetoethreertoed December 7, 2019
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Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.
I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.
by watermalone69 January 22, 2019
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