monster burp

The ginourmous burp that follows the consumption of a Monster Energy Drink, which is oddly louder than a normal burp.

Drinking that Monster gave me the loudest Monster Burp.

by Bryan Griffin February 18, 2008

diahrrea monster

The SOB who comes in while your working/sleeping/eating to make you want to crap yourself. It is possible to fight off diahrrea monster, but it isnt as easy to fight off as the sleep monster.

I was in the middle of a dream when the diahrrea monster snuck in and made me crap out my insides.

by Mike Castaneda October 6, 2005

hot monster

noun, take a shit, the bigger the better.

Oh, man I feel five years younger after dropping that hot monster!

by Skyeler April 26, 2006

Queefenstein's Monster

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.

Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009

two-headed monster

A two headed dildo that bitches be grinding on simultaneously.

Those white bitches in Requiem For A Dream were taking that two-headed monster so hard there pussies were touching.

by Rolexxx March 6, 2010

vagina monster

1. A fat, wrinkly, saggy, old vagina.
2. Disformed vagina.
2. A diss

sally - shut up you ugly disgusting vagina monster!

by remah August 22, 2006

Pussy Monster

A beast of a man whose very existence is laced with the intention of procuring females. A Pussy Monster is born and not made. Pussy Monsters are extremely versatile and can hunt alone or in packs. A Pussy Monster is unable to comprehend the term 'Standards' and will never knowingly refuse an opportunity to conquer a female.
Although their diet can vary wildly, they do seem to have a particular 'penchant' for a delicacy known as an 'Ewok'.

"Uh oh! That Pussy Monster just destroyed an Ewok in that tent"

by Mike Marrey August 2, 2007