Blue Monday

Having blue balls on a monday before noon.

10:45a.m. Monday, I have the most uncomfortable feeling of pain in my balls. Its gonna be a Blue Monday.

by JerseyRocker17 August 18, 2011

Monday afternoon

A mulatto male. If a Monday is a black male, then a Monday afternoon is a mulatto male.

Is that guy black or white? I think he is a Monday afternoon.

by fat ugly jamaican April 30, 2008

Wet Monday

To work from home. Usually as a result of the apathy felt on a wet monday morning.

Alexa didn't come into work today as she was having a Wet Monday.

by Ebi G August 30, 2006

Super Bowl Monday

1. The celebration day of the Super Bowl for all Americans and football fans in Asia. The time in which the Super Bowl airs in America is equivalent to the time people in Asia are watching it except the time zones are different by 12 hours, so while the US watches it on Sunday, it is Monday morning in Asia and people there still watch it. Work schedules, though lenient on these days, are still in motion.

2. Basically a Super Bowl hangover when you wake up wondering what happened, who won, and how much you drank. Basically a hangover plus all the Super Bowl stuff.

1. John: "Have a nice Super Bowl Sunday!"
Steve: "You forget that I live in China. We don't have Super Bowl Sunday. We have Super Bowl Monday."
John: "Oh cool! So, you don't have work do you?"
Steve: "Unfortunately, I do. Thanks for reminding me."

2. Brenda: "Want something to drink?"
Tony: "No thanks, I don't want a Super Bowl Monday tomorrow. Too much work."
Brenda: "Yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that!"

by Aintnobodygottimeforthat February 5, 2013

monday love

When you just can't wait for Monday to come, usually because you'll be back at school (or work), and you make a huge deal about how excited you are.

A: Oohhh.... I can't wait for Monday! I'm so excited!!!
B: You idiot! Why would you WANT to go to school???
A: Because then I can go to all my exciting classes!
*B leaves, realizing that A has "monday love"*

by Inspiratron February 11, 2008

Monday Sickness

A feeling experienced by (But not limited to,) high school aged individuals on the first day of every school week (Monday).
Common symptoms include:
Lowered brain functions,
Bad Temper,
Stress,
and an overall feeling of human (Or otherwise) excrement.

*Jimmy wakes up*
*Jimmy sees it's Monday*
*Jimmy goes back to sleep*

Example 2

1: "Dude, I got a 57% on that test last Monday..."
2: "That's Monday Sickness for you..."

by Perchant February 3, 2014

Mongay

When a nigga is acting like he is gay and is also a monkey

Nigga lowkey amin is acting Mongay

by Jeunepapi December 11, 2018