data miner

A person who hangs out with you because you're "smart," "cracked," or just useful. Basically their personal ChatGPT. Where gold diggers realistically can only dig a few romantic partners at a time, a data miner can get away with mining dozens of people.

Commonly found at UWaterloo.

Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."

by califctn February 12, 2025

Moot Miner

A person who goes down on a girl.

Someone who’s really good at eating out a woman.

Hey Steve, Jessica just told me that Ashley thinks that you’re the best she’s ever had. She said that you’re a professional Moot Miner!

by Meesal July 19, 2025

Ore Miner

A weird crosseyed mongoloid guy who shaves very badly and has weird looking teeth

Yo, don't get your ore miner looking friend to go with us.

by RZnmbr1 August 28, 2025

is opal a mineral

No one really knows

Person 1: is opal a mineral dude
Person 2: dude no one knows cause safari can’t make up it’s damn mind

by IAMABIGFATSWEATYLOSER January 13, 2021

Midshua Midey Midberts

A black nigga whose 6’1 with a fat gigantic ASS and a small cock

Midshua Midey Midberts has adhd and is anti-social

by justinn mid November 20, 2021

A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 13, 2022

National Eat Your Midterm Day

On October 12 any student gets to eat their midterm and if they eat the whole thing there are no repercussions to their grade.

Professor, you didn't know? It's national Eat Your Midterm Day!

by flowers<3 October 11, 2023