pre-microwave

An adjective to describe a person who was born before the invention of the microwave. Usually used in reference to a member of Generation X.

"Really? You remember the first Star Wars movie?"

"Shit yeah. I'm pre-microwave!"

by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008

Macrotransaction

Too expensive microtransaction that it isn't considered microtransaction anymore.

Wait, did Riot Games actually make a $300 skin in Valorant? Bruh, that's a macrotransaction!

by Walter_Clemens July 19, 2020

Microsawse

When Microsoft releases something awesome, it is not made by Microsoft. It is made by Microsawse.

Windows XP is Microsawse!
or
Xbox 360 is Microsawse!

by Sawseking01010 November 28, 2010

Microhard

Microsoft's evil twin. They have different mothers but the same father. Bill Gates kicked Microhard out of the house as a young child.

Person 1: I saw Microhard on the street today.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard about him. Was he ugly?
Person 1: Yeah.

by Tyler Drainville May 8, 2007

Micro$oft

A way of spelling wordMicrosoft/word that reflects the company's way of being bent on owning everything.

I hate Micro$oft, the money hungry bastards.

by |darc| December 8, 2002

macrob

Macrobian: sing. n., v. Latin "Potens Sui", pl. Macrobs; the smartest, most well-educated ladies in Melbourne; found most commonly moaning about insufficient facilities at school and lording it over MHS'ers about their superior VCE average; found in high concentrations around Domain Tram Interchange, Flinders St Station, and Melbourne High School during joint rehearsals; commonly possessed with intermittent love and hate for their originating alma mater.

Usage: "Damn, what am I doing on the *Macrobian* Alumni Page?"
Antonyms: Melbourne High, Australian Grand Prix
Synonyms: Cherry Ripe, the other "Melbourne High", Asian parents dream school, largest toilet block in Victoria.

"omg don't be such a mac.robbian"
"you're such a typical macrob chick.."

by mghsgal September 27, 2008

microdate

A very short date with a finite end point.

'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'

by songtree July 26, 2017